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WANT

WANT


I need to stop looking at candy on here

I’m really trying to look decent for the beach in a month and a half…

I DON’T NEED THESE PHOTOS TEMPTING ME!


Never expect anything

and you’ll never be disappointed.


I feel like it’s necessary to enforce this as my new life motto.

EVERY TIME I find a guy I’m interested in, we’ll talk for a little while, say, a couple months or so (if even that long) then things just get weird. When I approach him about it, it’s always something like, “I have too much going on in my life right now.”  

I’ve only had one real (sort of) relationship in my life, and it was a shitty one. One of my followers, and a very dear friend, can attest to this.

The fact that my parents just separated isn’t very encouraging to me either. I’m always going to have doubts and worry that a relationship isn’t going to last. I am a hopeless romantic, and I always will be. When I really, truly like someone, I’m in it for the long run.

The problem I’m is that the other person usually ISN’T.

I’m done. 


I think my tipsyness enhances the humor of this. Or maybe because I know deep down that Ellen DeGeneres plays the voice of Dory… either way… LOL

I think my tipsyness enhances the humor of this. Or maybe because I know deep down that Ellen DeGeneres plays the voice of Dory… either way… LOL


This glass of wine

That I just poured might be a bad idea. I’ve already had a few glasses. Oh well…




YOLO 


cuteboyswithcats:

sam bunny
-rorysavatgy@gmail.com

cuteboyswithcats:

sam bunny

-rorysavatgy@gmail.com


LOL I died when I saw this on Ellen

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cuteboyswithcats:

me and my friend obi.
-darren

That cat’s face…. PRECIOUS. It’s so happy :)

cuteboyswithcats:

me and my friend obi.

-darren

That cat’s face…. PRECIOUS. It’s so happy :)


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