Love all. Trust few. Do wrong to no one.

 

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

Omg

thekentuckygent:

#MCM goes out to @alexminsky for showing that beauty isn’t always what we see as normal. Gorgeous guy inside and out. #guyswithtattoos (at TheKentuckyGent.com)

thekentuckygent:

#MCM goes out to @alexminsky for showing that beauty isn’t always what we see as normal. Gorgeous guy inside and out. #guyswithtattoos (at TheKentuckyGent.com)

Well this just happened. #yawning #cats

Well this just happened. #yawning #cats

thetwelfthiscoming:

sushinfood:

today-isawindingroad:

mvtk42:



monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?



This seems familiar…


THIS
GUY’S
FREAKING

DOG

IS

RUINING

MY

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

The fact the dog looks back at him in the last image just sells this.

You are ruining my life and your human is attractive.

thetwelfthiscoming:

sushinfood:

today-isawindingroad:

mvtk42:

monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?

This seems familiar…

THIS

GUY’S


FREAKING

DOG

IS

RUINING

MY

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

The fact the dog looks back at him in the last image just sells this.

You are ruining my life and your human is attractive.

zombiekisses:

galatianss:

bowlofbloodoranges:

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

i will reblog this until i die

oh my  god

Our awesome #coke display at work! #olympics2014

Our awesome #coke display at work! #olympics2014